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featherduster) wrote2024-04-02 11:50 am
featherduster) wrote2024-04-02 11:50 am
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too powerful
[ there’s a little proud trill of feeling. He IS gonna go far! He loves going far!!! And just sill the general pleasant surprise of someone who’s spent their life somewhere grass-deprived. ]
Glad to hear it. Will you play with me then, Ser Bluebell?
Glad to hear it. Will you play with me then, Ser Bluebell?
[ WRY ]
Sure, if you put pants on.
Sure, if you put pants on.
[ That might be worse. Is that worse? ]
Hm.
Hm.
[ We've reached 'fuck it' levels, by this point in the ritual. Unbuttons the duster and chucks it at him. (Ignore the BDSM nightmare underneath.)
BETTER THAN DOING A WHOLE RITUAL WITH A STRANGE DUDE WITH HIS DICK OUT ]
Give it back later.
BETTER THAN DOING A WHOLE RITUAL WITH A STRANGE DUDE WITH HIS DICK OUT ]
Give it back later.
Deal.
[ BANGS METAPHORICAL GAVEL then cocks his metaphorical gun ]
Now . . . I'm feeling pretty exposed spilling my guts all one-sided . . .
[ BANGS METAPHORICAL GAVEL then cocks his metaphorical gun ]
Now . . . I'm feeling pretty exposed spilling my guts all one-sided . . .
Ah. Well...what do you want me to spill my guts on...?
[ yes the useless fucking armor leaves his arms and all vitals fully exposed for some reason
VALIANTLY ignores being perceived but not without some discomfort still ]
Dunno if that means much here. But if you don't, you'll owe me booze.
VALIANTLY ignores being perceived but not without some discomfort still ]
Dunno if that means much here. But if you don't, you'll owe me booze.
I dunno... something that's been on your mind? Something you're worried about?
[ he’s being good! He’s being polite! If he’s writing poetry, you can’t actually hear the words and now the coat is on and covering both dick AND ass so let’s move on! ]
Think I might be able to do you one better.
[ goes to rifle through his own discarded clothes, produces a bottle full of gently glowing amber liquid ]
Think I might be able to do you one better.
[ goes to rifle through his own discarded clothes, produces a bottle full of gently glowing amber liquid ]
That narrows things down so little.
[that's just a pile of grief and worry waiting to explode]
I'm worried about Lily, I'm worried about my family back home, I'm worried about all of the teenagers here who are never going to get therapy, I'm worried about Charon, I'm worried about you...
[that's just a pile of grief and worry waiting to explode]
I'm worried about Lily, I'm worried about my family back home, I'm worried about all of the teenagers here who are never going to get therapy, I'm worried about Charon, I'm worried about you...
Edited 2024-04-02 20:12 (UTC)
[ Curiosity and suspicion immediately having a standoff ]
What is that?
What is that?
. . .
[ bro ]
How drunk can you get off that.
[ bro ]
How drunk can you get off that.
[ God that's so fucking relatable. He hates it. Stop it. ]
Well, let's start with the easy ones. Why're you worried about me and Charon?
Well, let's start with the easy ones. Why're you worried about me and Charon?
Awww... you're the first person in history to ever think so.
[ He flops onto the grass so he can just stare up at the sky. Doesn't say anything, yet, but his emotions take a notably more dim turn ]
[ He flops onto the grass so he can just stare up at the sky. Doesn't say anything, yet, but his emotions take a notably more dim turn ]
[ If he were like a hundred years younger and not related to the biggest genocidal pissbaby ever he would perhaps take Angie more seriously, but he, just, ]
Ah, so you agree. You don't really wanna do what you were made for after all.
Ah, so you agree. You don't really wanna do what you were made for after all.
You don't take care of yourselves.
[GRUMPY. ...drinks more]
[GRUMPY. ...drinks more]
[ indignant. his speech earlier was so good tho Minuet how could you accuse him of not liking the (murder) bit ]
Must I repeat that I liked it? I had fun. It was thrilling. I've never felt more alive.
It's just that ANYTHING in life to excess, gets tiresome. Would you say you don't like the sunshine? Pretty flowers?
It's just that if you had an unending supply of either, you'd be in trouble.
Must I repeat that I liked it? I had fun. It was thrilling. I've never felt more alive.
It's just that ANYTHING in life to excess, gets tiresome. Would you say you don't like the sunshine? Pretty flowers?
It's just that if you had an unending supply of either, you'd be in trouble.
Edited 2024-04-02 21:22 (UTC)
[ Is it worse that his genuine reaction to that is ? ]
I dunno what metrics you're using.
[ Mental checklist like: eats. Drinks. Sleeps SOMEtimes. Clearly we've got the entire Maslow's Hierarchy here. ]
I dunno what metrics you're using.
[ Mental checklist like: eats. Drinks. Sleeps SOMEtimes. Clearly we've got the entire Maslow's Hierarchy here. ]
[ Telegraphing how not-convinced he is. But also just kind of . . . sad, actually. ]
No. I don't think I could ever see too many flowers.
No. I don't think I could ever see too many flowers.
Just for that, I'll summon the flower demon and order it to smother you in a mountain of them, some day.
[ empty threat.
angel devil would never summon a demon, for starters. He's too precious about retaining ownership of his soul. ]
[ empty threat.
angel devil would never summon a demon, for starters. He's too precious about retaining ownership of his soul. ]
[ That earns a startled laugh ]
I'd be okay with it.
I'd be okay with it.
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