oh, really, buddy. okay. fine. here you go. you be the mod. ]
I present to you a dilemma.
A dark god whose most cherished dream is of conflict and destruction without end, chooses to vent that rage out upon a gentle goddess.
He steals away from many worlds the most wicked, most violent, most cruel, to serve as his compliment. Sets them upon her. Her only choice is beggar the aid of some brave, kind souls, across the cosmos, in return.
The lives of their soldiers depend upon the both of them. But when the goddess falls, the dark god resets the board to nil, the death to life, and demands they go again.
[ Grits his teeth for a sec before taking a deep breath. Resigned and tired, mostly. Today is not the day we strangle Lethe with a pool noodle for being a hypocrite (but watch out!) ]
[squints at him like he's trying to see how much life he's got left (he cannot see how much life someone has left). the concern is still there, but there's no immediate spike of alarm. they've had dead people there the whole time.]
I was upset when you very suddenly had your throat ripped out of you and died, and Charon dropped dead for no apparent reason. Because even if death isn't real here, when something horrible and unexpected happens, it will make your loved ones upset.
Of the two options your haystack of a head has decided on, which one seems slightly less upsetting than the other?
[there's something boiling deep down in those emotions but who the heck knows what it is. possibly rage.]
Please answer my question before I take your alcohol away from you and beat you to death with the bottles. It should be simple since I laid it all out for you.
Obviously I'm not just gonna drop dead, idiot. I'm figuring it out, but finding someone to kill you who won't get weird about it takes a minute, alright?
Have you actually asked anyone while explaining the full situation to them? Or have you just been walking up to people at random and saying it's fine if they kill you?
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