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[ WHOA WHOA WHOA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BACK DOWN WITH A WITTY REJOINER, NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!



Kinda looks like he might cry actually ]

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[sighs and does not keep going at length. just reaches forward and gently tugs a stray lock of hair instead, once, before letting go]

I am honored to know you.

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[ Actually does just cry lmao goodbye ]

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[oh,,,my god

gets him a clean dishcloth to cry into]

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[ MOPS HIS SOGGY PATHETIC FACE UP ]

S-Sorry . . .

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It is...fine?

...

Is it fine? I've no idea if I said something actually offensive.

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[ sniffles ]

Dummy . . . it's fine.

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[gawd. ok. pats his shoulder awkwardly]

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[ Thanks buddy. Sets the dishcloth aside. We fine now. ]

Anyway. It's fine, you really don't need to do that ever again. My ego's doing okay.

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I'll do as I like.

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Smartass.

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Now that's a compliment if I've ever heard one.

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It's not not a compliment.

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Hmm.

The wings feel better, also?

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[ Gives him a Look ]

Suspiciously.

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[he's fundamentally incapable of radiating innocence, so he doesn't even try]

Styx's proposal, not mine.

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So you're accomplices, is what you're saying.

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If you like, at least in this. Though you're back to his and Perci's tender mercies now.

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--That reminds me.

[ Holds out his left hand. The machine gun unfolds. ]

Snoop.

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I wasn't not going to look at strange machinery attached to me.

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It's just an arm.

[ WITH A GUN IN IT ]

Anyway, I had to reload it thanks to you.

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Maybe you should find ammunition that doesn't go bad...

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You mean like, actual bullets? I'm hoping that won't be necessary.

You get up to anything else I should know about?

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Those fake guns so many of you carry around have acceptble alternatives, I would think--

Hm.

[he definitely did Minuet can tell]

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[ Leans in to squint at his expression ]