( limelight ) mr.duty trauma prom

[featherduster]

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[takeyoutochurch]

Beatin' up kids ain't really soft.

[you know he's not beating kids up he's teaching them self defense]

[featherduster]

[ Tips sideways in his seat so that he's leaning against him ]

Uh-huh. Whatever you say. My point stands just as much.

[takeyoutochurch]

[leans back, languidly poking at the pads of Aloe's fingers with his free hand]

Yer thinkin' too much of me, Mr. PhD Florist Assassin.

[featherduster]

[ Curls his fingers around Lea's to trap them there ]

Nah. I'm voicing observations.

And I'm not an assassin anymore, I quit.

[takeyoutochurch]

[tips his head to look at him, eyebrows up]

Oh? That's news to me. When'd ya quit?

[featherduster]

When Cordionna found my corpse during shore leave.

[takeyoutochurch]

AND WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN????

[featherduster]

[ lmao ]

It's okay, I'm immortal.

[takeyoutochurch]

[SITS UP AND GRABS HIS TOOLBOX. WHICH IS ALSO THE PUNISHER. just with tools in it.]

Ya might not be when I'm done with ya! Why the hell am I just hearin' about this?!

[featherduster]

[ Scoots back so there's a seat between them ]

I didn't know I was supposed to mention it?!

[ A beat ]

Dude, you're a cop!

[takeyoutochurch]

Of course ya should mention it! What if I go to yer store and yer just gone, huh?!

And I ain't a cop! I'm on leave right now!

[featherduster]

No shit. You're on a murder cruise?

[takeyoutochurch]

Before that too, smartass!

[featherduster]

[ Kicks at his ankle from his safe(?) distance ]

Well, whatever, you know it now.

[takeyoutochurch]

...

[sets his toolbox down so he can turn into a wolf and tackle Aloe]

[featherduster]

[ SCREAMS ]

[takeyoutochurch]

[sits on him. he's not that heavy but he's like. Wolf-sized-heavy.]