( limelight ) is this a support group

[featherduster]

EXES AND BROS

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#general

[featherduster]

Re: #general

[fullcursemeal]

[these messages are sent only seconds after the "I'm on a boat with my ex" ones]

I might have failed to bring this up before
I'm sorry
We met up recently and there were talks about her being potentially interested in children
Just mentioning it in case it's relevant

1/10? I dunno

[themightybosstone]

[On the boat, Sett reads this.]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[... and reads this.]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[SHUTS HIS FUCKING PHONE OFF]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[no turns it back on and reads it again]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[No it's cool, it's fine. That's fine.]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[ starts typing:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[NO DISCORD CRASHED AND HE LOST IT ALL]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[IT'S FINE HE'S FINE THIS IS FINE IT'S ALL FINE THEY'RE ALL ADULTS AND THEY CAN DO ANYTHING THEY FUCKING WANT INCLUDING EACH OTHER.]

done

[themightybosstone]

The Boss: oh cool man
The Boss: good 2 hear

Re: #general

[ice_69]

???????

Re: #general

[featherduster]

so

does she still refer to you guys by terms of endearment or

[ IS IT JUST HIM??? DOES IT MEAN SOMETHING? ]

day 5, afternoonish

[fullcursemeal]

Hypothetically speaking
What happens if one of us ever gets back with her again?
I don't think we ever really discussed that before

day 213, evening

[fullcursemeal]

→ Roses are red, violets are blue. Asura joined this server with you

[he doesn't say anything though]

day 224

[featherduster]

SHE KNOWS

#introduce-yourself

[featherduster]

Onboarding for newcomers as they're dumped

#pep-talks

[featherduster]

Re: #pep-talks

[themightybosstone]

REMINDER TO ALL MY BROS U THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BADASS DUDES
GO OUT N ROCK IT 2DAY!!!

#nsfw

[featherduster]

#venting

[featherduster]

Re: #venting

[themightybosstone]

bros bros what do i do
my ex is here
and shes always nice but she really nice now
and theres no reason to be but she is and she's so sweet and she smells so good
bros what if it was all just like a test and she was just waiting to see if i asked her out again
but i dunno if i wanna pass it or not
bros what do i do im on a boat with my ex

day 3 post-game

[featherduster]

body count is 7 apparently


if i'm burdened with knowledge then so are the rest of you

#movie-nights (+voice)

[featherduster]

Re: #movie-nights (+voice)

[themightybosstone]

Okay. But we DID Tears in the Watershed last week.

We GOTTA do MEGARACER 4: HOT CITY this week. Come onnnnnnn.