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[featherduster]

EXES AND BROS

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Re: #general

[fullcursemeal]

[these messages are sent only seconds after the "I'm on a boat with my ex" ones]

I might have failed to bring this up before
I'm sorry
We met up recently and there were talks about her being potentially interested in children
Just mentioning it in case it's relevant

1/10? I dunno

[themightybosstone]

[On the boat, Sett reads this.]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[... and reads this.]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[SHUTS HIS FUCKING PHONE OFF]

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[themightybosstone]

[no turns it back on and reads it again]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[No it's cool, it's fine. That's fine.]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[ starts typing:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[NO DISCORD CRASHED AND HE LOST IT ALL]

Re: #general

[themightybosstone]

[IT'S FINE HE'S FINE THIS IS FINE IT'S ALL FINE THEY'RE ALL ADULTS AND THEY CAN DO ANYTHING THEY FUCKING WANT INCLUDING EACH OTHER.]

done

[themightybosstone]

The Boss: oh cool man
The Boss: good 2 hear

[fullcursemeal]

Asura: Well, idk if it is good
Asura: Do with this information what you will

[themightybosstone]

The Boss: no dude u always do these thotful comments and are a good guy
The Boss: u gonna be a gr8 dad

[BROCADE IS CURRENTLY LIVING UNDER A PILE OF CATS NO ONE WILL FIND HIM EVER AGAIN]

[fullcursemeal]

Asura: I'm not looking to be a father
Asura: But she might be interested in becoming a mother
Asura: Regardless
Asura: So it feels like something everyone should know

[themightybosstone]

The Boss: dunno man that seems like not an in general thing

[fullcursemeal]

Asura: Wdym?

1/3

[themightybosstone]

[He starts typing because it clearly means she has something special with ..]

Re: #general

[ice_69]

???????

Re: #general

[fullcursemeal]

Asura: What

Re: #general

[ice_69]

Raziel: what is this timing???

Re: #general

[fullcursemeal]

Asura: I was reminded

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[ice_69]

Raziel: 😩

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[shorcanado]

[ her typing indicator is going for a solid like five minutes, and then: ]

Okay.

Re: #general

[fullcursemeal]

[just reacts with 👍]

Re: #general

[featherduster]

[ bro ]

you DID fail to bring this up before

Re: #general

[fullcursemeal]

Asura: Sorry
Asura: The past few months have been a lot