( limelight ) mr.duty trauma prom

[featherduster]

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[takeyoutochurch]

We're immortal, what do I even gotta save my lungs for?

[featherduster]

[ Rolls his eyes ]

You work a manual labor job! Besides, don't you wanna be able to chase after gaggles of kids one day?

[takeyoutochurch]

I can chase after gaggles of kids right now. I visit the Facility once a month and give those kids a run for their money, ya know.

[featherduster]

[ Looks over at him in mild surprise. ]

Wait. That's cute...

[takeyoutochurch]

Yer just sayin' that cuz ya haven't see 'em. Half of 'em ya gotta drag away from their little nerd benches and make 'em exercise, and the other half are too clever for their own good. They're always tryin' to shove explosives in my pockets.

[featherduster]

You're right, that's extra cute. What a soft guy Lea is...

[takeyoutochurch]

Beatin' up kids ain't really soft.

[you know he's not beating kids up he's teaching them self defense]

[featherduster]

[ Tips sideways in his seat so that he's leaning against him ]

Uh-huh. Whatever you say. My point stands just as much.

[takeyoutochurch]

[leans back, languidly poking at the pads of Aloe's fingers with his free hand]

Yer thinkin' too much of me, Mr. PhD Florist Assassin.

[featherduster]

[ Curls his fingers around Lea's to trap them there ]

Nah. I'm voicing observations.

And I'm not an assassin anymore, I quit.

[takeyoutochurch]

[tips his head to look at him, eyebrows up]

Oh? That's news to me. When'd ya quit?

[featherduster]

When Cordionna found my corpse during shore leave.

[takeyoutochurch]

AND WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN????

[featherduster]

[ lmao ]

It's okay, I'm immortal.

[takeyoutochurch]

[SITS UP AND GRABS HIS TOOLBOX. WHICH IS ALSO THE PUNISHER. just with tools in it.]

Ya might not be when I'm done with ya! Why the hell am I just hearin' about this?!

[featherduster]

[ Scoots back so there's a seat between them ]

I didn't know I was supposed to mention it?!

[ A beat ]

Dude, you're a cop!

[takeyoutochurch]

Of course ya should mention it! What if I go to yer store and yer just gone, huh?!

And I ain't a cop! I'm on leave right now!

[featherduster]

No shit. You're on a murder cruise?

[takeyoutochurch]

Before that too, smartass!

[featherduster]

[ Kicks at his ankle from his safe(?) distance ]

Well, whatever, you know it now.

[takeyoutochurch]

...

[sets his toolbox down so he can turn into a wolf and tackle Aloe]

[featherduster]

[ SCREAMS ]

[takeyoutochurch]

[sits on him. he's not that heavy but he's like. Wolf-sized-heavy.]